Corrupt a Wish Game!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted! But it's only a pink baby draik!

I wish for Tygerlillii!

[Lani offline]

Granted, but it's wilted (assuming the flower, yes?)!!

I wish for a yummy snack. That will not kill me D:

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted but this Tygerlilli eats it!

I meant this Tygerlillii!

I wish my other neopets became real.

[Demonkiller offline]

Granted, but they eat you alive.

I wish I could be approved into big kids only. (I qualify, but apparently I wasn't approved. )

[YDV offline]

Granted, but you are scarred for life and never go back again.

I wish for.. uh...

A dancing coconut. ^-^

[Demonkiller offline]

Granted, but the coconut dies, and is poisoned so you can't eat it.

I wish I would move a little quicker at typing.

[YDV offline]

D: My... my coconut!

Granted, but you go so fast that you burn through the keyboard.

I wish people would stop downloading the same songs on iTunes so I can look for good music the lazy way. ^^;

[Carth]

Granted. But, you download too many songs and your Ipod explodes.

Considering I interpreted your wish correctly...

I wish...MONKEYS WOULD TAKE OVER! YAY!

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, they take over Mars.
I wish that my Internet browser would NEVER AGAIN fail me when I try to view animated emoticons.

[YDV offline]

Granted, but it becomes obsessed with you and stalks you until you're 81! :O

I wish that made sense.

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, to everyone else it makes sense. Just not you.

I WISH THAT FREAKING .GIFS WOULDN'T MAKE BLACK BACKGROUNDS TURN TO TRANSPARENT! Sheesh, I tried to make a new avatar that was animated, but my program kept messing it up!!!

[emoBillâ„¢ offline]

Granted. Now they turn to mahogany! Teh color of poop!

I wish Odd was real (and not cardboard) and he was my boyfriend! HA! BEAT THAT!

[Lani offline]

Granted, but he moves away after two weeks and you never see him again D:

I wish I could go to France! And no plane crashes, please. :x

[TL.]

Granted, but you your home country has a coup while you are in the air. The new Government closes the boarder. Your visa and passport become invalid and you are trapped in the international lounge at the French airport.

I wish the British will win lots of Oscars tonight.

[MY85 offline]

Granted, but a minute before the show ends, a terrorist attack takes place over the Oscars.

I wish to see deaths at the Oscar.

[Still Alive offline]

Granted. But all of them are people you like. The unliked remain alive. Torture is good.

I wish those other people I know do not follow in my footsteps. (I mean in coming back-the world could always use more evil.)

[Demonkiller offline]

Granted, but they still follow you.

I wish my fanfiction goes over well on this forum.

[MY85 offline]

Granted. People will kiss your butt over here, but not at ff.net, where it really counts.

I wish for cool jokes (any kind, including racist ones).

[Demonkiller offline]

Granted, but nobody likes them.

I wish for a brainstorm. Rain, lighting, everything.

[TL.]

Granted. But it frys your brain.

I wish for AMV Hell 3 to download.

[Demonkiller offline]

Granted, but it contains a virus that effects your computer's start-up process, and when you go to turn it on, it won't start up.

I wish for the Yu-Gi-Oh card, Elemental Hero Flame Wingman.

[Jeremified offline]

Granted. It's fake.
I wish for the color indigo...

[Demonkiller offline]

Granted, but the color doesn't exist any longer.

I wish I didn't make a sign like the one in the smily.

[Carth]

Granted. You actually yell it out.

I wish it was an hour earlier!

[Demonkiller offline]

Granted, but you can't change anything, you have to just sit there and do nothing!

I wish my fingers weren't numb from the cold. (Then I could type quicker.)