Pic 1
The Code Lyoko video game on the PlayStation 3 used many overused gimmicks to pull in buyers. Here we have overused gimmick no. 487 and 488: Stealth and hugging to walls.
Pic 2:
Oh sod it. The bloody thing stuck again!
Pic 3
*Ulrich enters*
Ulrich: What up me homies?
Yumi: Filming Odd in the shower…and selling the footage
Jeremie: We’ve already got 500 Euros from the other students.
Yumi: its hot stuff this. You should have seen the foursome we filmed last night!
Jeremie: Just wait till we upload this to the net!
Ulrich: *Drools* GIVES ME A VIEW!!!!
Yumi: *Mad* PAY PER VIRE EVENT!!!!!!!!
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Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest
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by Mewberries151 » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:03 pm
You're welcome, Rodri! 
Ooo...let's see what I can come up with for these new captions. ^.^
Caption 1:
Aelita: Umm...okay okay...I spy with my little eye...something that is...blue!
Yumi/Odd/Ulrich (very bored): Sector 5?
Aelita: Yeah! Erm...I spy with my little eye something that is...blue.
Ulrich: Sector 5.
Aelita: Right again...okay, I spy...
Odd: Wait, wait, wait, let me guess...Sector 5?
Aelita: Okay...how'd you do that?
(shamefully stolen almost entirely from Finding Nemo ^^ )
Caption 2:
Odd: *snickers* I'm the Purple Surfer...yeesh, we're borrowing from the Fantastic Four left and right. ^^;
(Note: exceedingly obscure reference)
Caption 3:
Ulrich (sulking in after a Sissi attack): Geez...girls are so annoying. Can't they ever tell when you just want them to stop talking and go away? I mean, honestly, it's like, they have no off-switch or-
Jeremie: Uh...Ulrich?
Ulrich: Yeah...*notices Yumi* Oh. ...Hi Yumi?
Yumi: I'm giving you a 5 second head start, Ulrich...4...3...2...
Ooo...let's see what I can come up with for these new captions. ^.^
Caption 1:
Aelita: Umm...okay okay...I spy with my little eye...something that is...blue!
Yumi/Odd/Ulrich (very bored): Sector 5?
Aelita: Yeah! Erm...I spy with my little eye something that is...blue.
Ulrich: Sector 5.
Aelita: Right again...okay, I spy...
Odd: Wait, wait, wait, let me guess...Sector 5?
Aelita: Okay...how'd you do that?
(shamefully stolen almost entirely from Finding Nemo ^^ )
Caption 2:
Odd: *snickers* I'm the Purple Surfer...yeesh, we're borrowing from the Fantastic Four left and right. ^^;
(Note: exceedingly obscure reference)
Caption 3:
Ulrich (sulking in after a Sissi attack): Geez...girls are so annoying. Can't they ever tell when you just want them to stop talking and go away? I mean, honestly, it's like, they have no off-switch or-
Jeremie: Uh...Ulrich?
Ulrich: Yeah...*notices Yumi* Oh. ...Hi Yumi?
Yumi: I'm giving you a 5 second head start, Ulrich...4...3...2...
"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius or a creep?"
"You're a creepy genius."
-Odd and Jeremie; "Cruel Dilemma", Code Lyoko
Icon made by boxofdoomage @ LJ
"You're a creepy genius."
-Odd and Jeremie; "Cruel Dilemma", Code Lyoko
Icon made by boxofdoomage @ LJ
by TB3 » Fri Mar 10, 2006 7:25 pm
Great captions TL. 
So if the Silver Surfer was the herald of Galactus, devourer of worlds, then the Purple Surfer is the herald of Odd, devourer of everything!
Yes, I get the reference, and didn't Odd make a reference to Sue Richards in 'Vertigo?'
- of course Moonscoop can get away with that because they own the rights to animate the Fantastic Four!
Mewberries151 wrote:Odd: *snickers* I'm the Purple Surfer...yeesh, we're borrowing from the Fantastic Four left and right. ^^;
(Note: exceedingly obscure reference)
So if the Silver Surfer was the herald of Galactus, devourer of worlds, then the Purple Surfer is the herald of Odd, devourer of everything!
Yes, I get the reference, and didn't Odd make a reference to Sue Richards in 'Vertigo?'
- of course Moonscoop can get away with that because they own the rights to animate the Fantastic Four! LORD HIGH TRANSLATOR!
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by Overcaffeinated Sloth » Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:09 pm
1) Aelita: I've been waiting here trapped for two hours now! Staar, when they said they'd come back to rescue me, they could have at least given me a magazine or something! *Sighs*... *Starts humming, then singing*
Aelita: Wouldn't it be nice if this was over
Wouldn't it be great if this was done.
I don't know the next line of the so-ong
So it's very hard to par-o-dee!
2) New! It's the new Starelan Odd dummy! That's right, Starelan Odd dummy! Complete with Overboard, this fine piece of work can take you anywhere! From mystical Starelan Central to the vast Sector five, this Loveable goof can chaufer you all around!
But wait! There's more!
Odd-Doll also comes with an automatically guarding self defense sequence, accurately shooting up to twenty lazer arows! You heard right... 20 LAZER ARROWS!
And if you call in the next ten minutes, we'll throw in the exclusive season two added bonus of a megashield! That's right, this little baby has some serious power behind it! And because it's certified by Starelan Royalty Princess AngelBolt, you know purple will go with anything!
Warning: Odd Doll is copyright of Five Square Productions, and may not be used without permission. that means copy and pasting, cutting and pasting, pasting, then copying, or pasting then copying, or copying then cutting, or tearing then duck taping. Or writing down on the phone book and then copying that down onto a napkin, then dog, then cat paw, then writing it onto your pencil, onto your forehead, second to largest eyelash, and finally to the computer.... !Attention!: The Odd doll is slightly prone to accidentally cutting your head of while brushing your hair, accidentally stabbing yourself in the eye with a toothbrush, and accidentally, tragically, hanging you by his tail while taking out the garbage. Five Square Productions, Starelan Counsil and Royalty, and any other party except for the third one you went to where your pants fell down and someone caned Charlie had their kidneys taken out, and you were blind for thre days, are not responsible for any accidnets. In the unlikely case of an accidents, consult your alter spirits immediately.
The Odd-Doll! Fresh off the pressed from Five Square Productions!
3) Yumi: I hate Odd.
Ulrich: Why's that?
Yumi: He wrote "This space for rent" and "Advertise here" on my head in permanent marker.
Jeremie: I don't see any now.
Yumi: That's because you're looking at the wrong direction.
Ulrich: But I don't see any!
Yumi: That's because I pancaked my face with so much foundation I outbought IHOP.
Ulrich: Oh, so that's what happened to my waffles!
Yumi: Andnow I can't move my face!
Ulrich: Oh, so that's why you're not moving your mouth! I thought you suddenly sprouted the power of Telepathy.
Jeremie: *thinking* Telepathy? I thought it was Telekinetics! Stupid upgrades!
Yumi: Jeremie, stop thinking out loud I can har you!
*Jeremie: Gulps*
Ulrich: How Telepathetic!
*Pants* Those were LOONG! *Falls over and faints*
Aelita: Wouldn't it be nice if this was over
Wouldn't it be great if this was done.
I don't know the next line of the so-ong
So it's very hard to par-o-dee!
2) New! It's the new Starelan Odd dummy! That's right, Starelan Odd dummy! Complete with Overboard, this fine piece of work can take you anywhere! From mystical Starelan Central to the vast Sector five, this Loveable goof can chaufer you all around!
But wait! There's more!
Odd-Doll also comes with an automatically guarding self defense sequence, accurately shooting up to twenty lazer arows! You heard right... 20 LAZER ARROWS!
And if you call in the next ten minutes, we'll throw in the exclusive season two added bonus of a megashield! That's right, this little baby has some serious power behind it! And because it's certified by Starelan Royalty Princess AngelBolt, you know purple will go with anything!
Warning: Odd Doll is copyright of Five Square Productions, and may not be used without permission. that means copy and pasting, cutting and pasting, pasting, then copying, or pasting then copying, or copying then cutting, or tearing then duck taping. Or writing down on the phone book and then copying that down onto a napkin, then dog, then cat paw, then writing it onto your pencil, onto your forehead, second to largest eyelash, and finally to the computer.... !Attention!: The Odd doll is slightly prone to accidentally cutting your head of while brushing your hair, accidentally stabbing yourself in the eye with a toothbrush, and accidentally, tragically, hanging you by his tail while taking out the garbage. Five Square Productions, Starelan Counsil and Royalty, and any other party except for the third one you went to where your pants fell down and someone caned Charlie had their kidneys taken out, and you were blind for thre days, are not responsible for any accidnets. In the unlikely case of an accidents, consult your alter spirits immediately.
The Odd-Doll! Fresh off the pressed from Five Square Productions!
3) Yumi: I hate Odd.
Ulrich: Why's that?
Yumi: He wrote "This space for rent" and "Advertise here" on my head in permanent marker.
Jeremie: I don't see any now.
Yumi: That's because you're looking at the wrong direction.
Ulrich: But I don't see any!
Yumi: That's because I pancaked my face with so much foundation I outbought IHOP.
Ulrich: Oh, so that's what happened to my waffles!
Yumi: Andnow I can't move my face!
Ulrich: Oh, so that's why you're not moving your mouth! I thought you suddenly sprouted the power of Telepathy.
Jeremie: *thinking* Telepathy? I thought it was Telekinetics! Stupid upgrades!
Yumi: Jeremie, stop thinking out loud I can har you!
*Jeremie: Gulps*
Ulrich: How Telepathetic!
*Pants* Those were LOONG! *Falls over and faints*
by Taelia » Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:16 pm
1. Aelita: Oh great. I'm stuck to the wall again! HELP!
2. Odd: D*mn it! My Shield is stuck! I...(grunt)... can't move my arms!
(so wants Matt to say "d*mn it!" in Odd's voice)
3. Ulrich: Jeremie, what are you doing?
Jeremie: Looking at photos of Aelita....OH MY GOD!!
Yumi: What is it, Jeremie?
Jeremie: Ahh, my eyes!
2. Odd: D*mn it! My Shield is stuck! I...(grunt)... can't move my arms!
(so wants Matt to say "d*mn it!" in Odd's voice)
3. Ulrich: Jeremie, what are you doing?
Jeremie: Looking at photos of Aelita....OH MY GOD!!
Yumi: What is it, Jeremie?
Jeremie: Ahh, my eyes!
Last edited by Taelia on Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:10 pm, edited 1 time in total.
by Jeremified » Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:25 pm
#1
Aelita: D- don't come any closer!
Dark figure: Aaaaeeeeelllliiiiitttaaaaaaaa...
Aelita: *shrieks*
Dark figure: *takes off helmet*
Aelita: ... ODD?!?!?!?!?
Dark figure (Odd): APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
Aelita: But it's November...
#2
Odd: Hey, I just noticed... this shield's color goes with my outfit!
#3
Jeremie: Sissi has GOT to stop sending us these e-mails about Ulrich...
Yumi: She's really gone bananas over him, hasn't she?
Jeremie: *scrolls down screen*
All three: OMG!!!!!!! IS SISSI REALLY...
Ulrich: *faints*
Yumi: *face turns blue, then starts choking*
Jeremie:
Aelita: D- don't come any closer!
Dark figure: Aaaaeeeeelllliiiiitttaaaaaaaa...
Aelita: *shrieks*
Dark figure: *takes off helmet*
Aelita: ... ODD?!?!?!?!?
Dark figure (Odd): APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
Aelita: But it's November...
#2
Odd: Hey, I just noticed... this shield's color goes with my outfit!
#3
Jeremie: Sissi has GOT to stop sending us these e-mails about Ulrich...
Yumi: She's really gone bananas over him, hasn't she?
Jeremie: *scrolls down screen*
All three: OMG!!!!!!! IS SISSI REALLY...
Ulrich: *faints*
Yumi: *face turns blue, then starts choking*
Jeremie:
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thank you all for the good memories 
by Mewberries151 » Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:38 pm
Taelia...you know the rules. No swearing in plain view on the forum, especially not in Games.
Yay! I don't feel so obscure now. Thank you, TB3! ^.^
I like that...the Purple Surfer, herald of Odd, Devourer of everything.
Yep! That was mildly inspired by the reference in "Vertigo" and MoonScoop's acquiring of the rights to animate Fantastic Four.
TB3 wrote:Great captions TL.Mewberries151 wrote:Odd: *snickers* I'm the Purple Surfer...yeesh, we're borrowing from the Fantastic Four left and right. ^^;
(Note: exceedingly obscure reference)
So if the Silver Surfer was the herald of Galactus, devourer of worlds, then the Purple Surfer is the herald of Odd, devourer of everything!
Yes, I get the reference, and didn't Odd make a reference to Sue Richards in 'Vertigo?'
Yay! I don't feel so obscure now.
Thank you, TB3! ^.^
I like that...the Purple Surfer, herald of Odd, Devourer of everything.
Yep! That was mildly inspired by the reference in "Vertigo" and MoonScoop's acquiring of the rights to animate Fantastic Four.
"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius or a creep?"
"You're a creepy genius."
-Odd and Jeremie; "Cruel Dilemma", Code Lyoko
Icon made by boxofdoomage @ LJ
"You're a creepy genius."
-Odd and Jeremie; "Cruel Dilemma", Code Lyoko
Icon made by boxofdoomage @ LJ
by Jeremified » Fri Mar 10, 2006 11:47 pm
AngelBolt wrote:OOHHHH!
... I don't get it.
Never mind, I have the memory span of a goldfi... SPARKLE!
(Just for questions on how funny it was, did anyone read the little yellow print at the bottom of caption #2 of mine? I'm not sure if anyone gets it.)
I read it. However, I don't get it. But I was ROFL when I started to read trhough all the stupid things in it, like tearing and then duct-taping, or the parties pun...
Still don't get anyways.
thank you all for the good memories
by MY85 » Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:03 am
Mewberries151 wrote:Taelia...you know the rules. No swearing in plain view on the forum, especially not in Games.
It was okay... you can swear a bit in Rant and Games. As long as you don't say the eff word.
1) Jeremie: Oh no... the Scyphozoa's...
Odd: [fist in the air] Tentacle rape!!
2) Odd: Jeremie, see you on the other side!! New dimension, here I come!!
Jeremie: That's just a shortcut to Sector 5, Odd.
3) Yumi: Jeremie... can you explain how those videos appeared on my computer...
Jeremie: I swear it wasn't...
Ulrich: That's Odd... and he's riding...
The three: ... Jenna Jameson??
Lani wrote:Eh, in the end, people (real or cartoon) are naked and having a good time. What's wrong with that?
by Darkborn » Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:43 pm
1) Aelita: Walls, Walls, Walls! I love walls! Climbing on walls!
Jeremie:.....Aelita...that's a floor, not a wall..
Aelita: *Growls at Jeremie*
Jeremie: Ok! Ok! It's a wall!
2) Odd: Hyperspeed!
Jeremie: That's too slow!
Odd: Ok! Ludicris speed!
Jeremie: Way too fast!
Odd: I CAN'T STOP!! I KEEP ON GOING FASTER! *Goes really fast*
Xana: Holy Crap! He's gone Plaid! *Lyoko gets covered in Plaid colors*
3) Jeremie: Cooking is so fun! Cooking is so fun! Now it's time to take a break and see what we have done!
Yumi:...That's a computer...not a stove!
Jeremie: YAY! It's ready!
Yumi: What's ready
*Ulrich walks in*
Ulrich: He's burning Episodes of Azumanga Daioh onto a CD. He's become Addicted to it, thanks to a Lyoko Freak member.....
Darkborn:.....hehe.....It's a hat?
Ulrich: Kill him!!
Darkborn: ahhhhhh!!! running time!
Jeremie:.....Aelita...that's a floor, not a wall..
Aelita: *Growls at Jeremie*
Jeremie: Ok! Ok! It's a wall!
2) Odd: Hyperspeed!
Jeremie: That's too slow!
Odd: Ok! Ludicris speed!
Jeremie: Way too fast!
Odd: I CAN'T STOP!! I KEEP ON GOING FASTER! *Goes really fast*
Xana: Holy Crap! He's gone Plaid! *Lyoko gets covered in Plaid colors*
3) Jeremie: Cooking is so fun! Cooking is so fun! Now it's time to take a break and see what we have done!
Yumi:...That's a computer...not a stove!
Jeremie: YAY! It's ready!
Yumi: What's ready
*Ulrich walks in*
Ulrich: He's burning Episodes of Azumanga Daioh onto a CD. He's become Addicted to it, thanks to a Lyoko Freak member.....
Darkborn:.....hehe.....It's a hat?
Ulrich: Kill him!!
Darkborn: ahhhhhh!!! running time!
by Jeremie Lover » Sat Mar 11, 2006 12:50 pm
Pic 1:
Aelita: " No.. Please No!
XANA: " Yes its...its... PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! "
Aelita: *screams*
Pic 2:
Odd: " I'm a sufer girl "
Jeremie:
Pic 3:
Jeremie: *reads outloud* " Dear Ulrich I love you.. I Love you.. From Y- "
Yumi: *shuts off PC* " Opps wrong PC "
Ulrich: -_-
Aelita: " No.. Please No!
XANA: " Yes its...its... PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! "
Aelita: *screams*
Pic 2:
Odd: " I'm a sufer girl "
Jeremie:
Pic 3:
Jeremie: *reads outloud* " Dear Ulrich I love you.. I Love you.. From Y- "
Yumi: *shuts off PC* " Opps wrong PC "
Ulrich: -_-
I Was Sissi Delmas Lover
by Odd675 » Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:09 pm
Caption #1!
Aelita: Time for infilitrate the base of Tselinoyarask..
Jeremie: what? what are you doing? are you crazy?
Aelita: Shhh! the enemy is here! *spying & crawling on the wall..the enemy is near*
Jeremie: Aelita..we're in Code Lyoko Series..not Metal Gear Solid..
Aelita:SH!..we're in Metal Gear Aelita!
*The imagen turns to black and the title it's Metal Gear Aelita*
Aelita (OS): Otacon, what's my orders?
Jeremie (OS): What?! I'm not Otacon!
Caption #2
Odd: Ouch, my finger hurts!! Because the shield temporary it connects on my hand and all my arm! It was fault of Jeremie!
Jeremie (OS): hahaha, Vengeance is sweet..i can hurt Odd..MWHAHAHAHA *imitating Mr.Evil's voice*
Caption #3
*Yumi Walks in*
Yumi: Hello dear Jeremie and Ulrich
Ulrich:....
Jeremie: ....
Yumi: what's it? i'm here..
Jeremie. ....
Ulrich: ....look at this, can you explain it?
Yumi: What? *looks on Pc screen*
Jeremie: ....I'm sorry Ulrich..i didn't do it..I'm sorry..
Ulrich: What i am looking on these PC screen? It's Yumi kissing Jeremie! Captured by Odd's camera!
Yumi:....i can explain it...
:3!
Aelita: Time for infilitrate the base of Tselinoyarask..
Jeremie:
what? what are you doing? are you crazy?
Aelita: Shhh! the enemy is here! *spying & crawling on the wall..the enemy is near*
Jeremie: Aelita..we're in Code Lyoko Series..not Metal Gear Solid..
Aelita:SH!..we're in Metal Gear Aelita!
*The imagen turns to black and the title it's Metal Gear Aelita*
Aelita (OS): Otacon, what's my orders?
Jeremie (OS): What?! I'm not Otacon!
Caption #2
Odd: Ouch, my finger hurts!! Because the shield temporary it connects on my hand and all my arm! It was fault of Jeremie!
Jeremie (OS): hahaha, Vengeance is sweet..i can hurt Odd..MWHAHAHAHA *imitating Mr.Evil's voice*
Caption #3
*Yumi Walks in*
Yumi: Hello dear Jeremie and Ulrich
Ulrich:....
Jeremie: ....
Yumi: what's it? i'm here..
Jeremie. ....
Ulrich: ....look at this, can you explain it?
Yumi: What? *looks on Pc screen*
Jeremie: ....I'm sorry Ulrich..i didn't do it..I'm sorry..
Ulrich: What i am looking on these PC screen? It's Yumi kissing Jeremie! Captured by Odd's camera!
Yumi:....i can explain it...
:3!
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Ulrich:Odd say something
Odd:hmmm...something
by Exploder » Sat Mar 11, 2006 8:20 pm
Aelita: Time for infilitrate the base of Tselinoyarask..
Jeremie: Uh...yeah... what? what are you doing? are you crazy?
Aelita: Shhh! the enemy is here! *spying & crawling on the wall..the enemy is near*
Jeremie: Aelita..we're in Code Lyoko Series..not Metal Gear Solid..
Aelita:SH!..we're in Metal Gear Aelita!
*The imagen turns to black and the title it's Metal Gear Aelita*
Aelita (OS): Otacon, what's my orders?
Jeremie (OS): What?! I'm not Otacon!
LOL! I could so make a picture of that, if you want.
by MY85 » Sat Mar 11, 2006 8:45 pm
Taelia wrote:Sorry, Mewberries.
You can get a bit off--handed with the cursing in Rant and Games, as long as you don't say words like: s**t, f*** and b***h.
Lani wrote:Eh, in the end, people (real or cartoon) are naked and having a good time. What's wrong with that?
by Jeremified » Sat Mar 11, 2006 8:47 pm
By the way, when's the next deadline? I'm just wondering... 
thank you all for the good memories
by YDV » Sat Mar 11, 2006 9:00 pm
Pic 1:
~After the events of The Key~
Jeremie: Alright, guys! Now that XANA's out of the computer and Aelita has her memory back, what do you want to do?
Yumi: MOVIESSS..!!
Odd: Yes! I want to go see Brokeback Mountain!
Everyone: .....
Jeremie: What's that about?
Everyone: .....
Ulrich: Uh.. what about that one movie? With that one chick?
Yumi: Ultraviolet?
Ulrich: Yeah, whatever. Let's go see that.
Jeremie: Ultraviolet, huh? It must have to do with science! Sure, I'll go see that!
Everyone: .....
Jeremie: WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!
Odd: ...Hey. Where's Aelita?
~In Sector Five~
*Aelita wakes up*
Aelita: Uh... hello? J-Jeremie? ...Anyone?
XANA: Hello, my precious.
Aelita: WTF?! You're supposed to be like... gone!
XANA: No I'm not! If you stupid children hadn't been such idiots, you would notice I remained an Apocalyptic Vortex of Doom threatening to annihalate the planet, but I didn't go anywhere.
Aelita: .....Sh*t.
XANA: Now.. come here, you sexy thing!
Aelita: o___o DADDY!!! Your creation thingy is trying to molest me. *pokes lip out*
Franz Hopper: What's that, sweetie? Mr. Puck's stuck in a well?! *materializes himself and runs off*
*XANA draws closer to Aelita, and he sprouts... tentacles...*
Aelia: OMGWTFRAPE!!!111
Pic 2:
Odd: CHARGEE! I will defeat all of my enemies with my incredible... EXTENDING DILDO KNEE!
Jeremie: .....Why did I program that again? *massages temples*
Pic 3:
Jeremie: Um.. um... I CAN EXPLAIN!!
Yumi: Yeah, whatever.
Jeremie: No, really! This isn't a video of you and Ulrich having sex! It's.. um... homework! For health class!
Ulrich: I knew I should've believed Odd when he said you were a little pervert.
Yumi: AND bisexual.
Jeremie: Did Odd tell you that?
Yumi: ....Maybe he did, maybe he didn't.
Ulrich: How would he find out, anyway? Did you tell him?
Jeremie: Uh.. not exactly....
Yumi: *leans forward, squints at My Documents* ..Hey! Does that say "MeOddSissi Threesome.wmv"?!
Jeremie: *covers screen* NO IT DOES NOT!!
~After the events of The Key~
Jeremie: Alright, guys! Now that XANA's out of the computer and Aelita has her memory back, what do you want to do?
Yumi: MOVIESSS..!!
Odd: Yes! I want to go see Brokeback Mountain!
Everyone: .....
Jeremie: What's that about?
Everyone: .....
Ulrich: Uh.. what about that one movie? With that one chick?
Yumi: Ultraviolet?
Ulrich: Yeah, whatever. Let's go see that.
Jeremie: Ultraviolet, huh? It must have to do with science! Sure, I'll go see that!
Everyone: .....
Jeremie: WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!
Odd: ...Hey. Where's Aelita?
~In Sector Five~
*Aelita wakes up*
Aelita: Uh... hello? J-Jeremie? ...Anyone?
XANA: Hello, my precious.
Aelita: WTF?! You're supposed to be like... gone!
XANA: No I'm not! If you stupid children hadn't been such idiots, you would notice I remained an Apocalyptic Vortex of Doom threatening to annihalate the planet, but I didn't go anywhere.
Aelita: .....Sh*t.
XANA: Now.. come here, you sexy thing!
Aelita: o___o DADDY!!! Your creation thingy is trying to molest me. *pokes lip out*
Franz Hopper: What's that, sweetie? Mr. Puck's stuck in a well?! *materializes himself and runs off*
*XANA draws closer to Aelita, and he sprouts... tentacles...*
Aelia: OMGWTFRAPE!!!111
Pic 2:
Odd: CHARGEE! I will defeat all of my enemies with my incredible... EXTENDING DILDO KNEE!
Jeremie: .....Why did I program that again? *massages temples*
Pic 3:
Jeremie: Um.. um... I CAN EXPLAIN!!
Yumi: Yeah, whatever.
Jeremie: No, really! This isn't a video of you and Ulrich having sex! It's.. um... homework! For health class!
Ulrich: I knew I should've believed Odd when he said you were a little pervert.
Yumi: AND bisexual.
Jeremie: Did Odd tell you that?
Yumi: ....Maybe he did, maybe he didn't.
Ulrich: How would he find out, anyway? Did you tell him?
Jeremie: Uh.. not exactly....
Yumi: *leans forward, squints at My Documents* ..Hey! Does that say "MeOddSissi Threesome.wmv"?!
Jeremie: *covers screen* NO IT DOES NOT!!
BEHHHH
by magnus4001 » Sun Mar 12, 2006 1:51 am
#1
Jeremie (off camera): Aelita's...sob... dead!
Odd (off camera): Maybe she's just sleeping, y'know like sleeping beauty. I'll try kissing her and see if she wakes up.
Aelita: I'm alive, I'm alive. Please don't let him kiss me. Just the thought of that is scary enough to wake the dead. Literally.
#2
Odd: Awright, time to try out my homemade Mace Windu lightsaber. Here we g-...
They held the funeral three days later. It was a lovely service.
#3
Ulrich:... now jump over that. And then get that power-up. Oh no, it's the boss. Remember, you have to shoot him when he drops his shields and-...
Jeremie (thinx): What is he talking about?! I'm just sending email.
Jeremie (off camera): Aelita's...sob... dead!
Odd (off camera): Maybe she's just sleeping, y'know like sleeping beauty. I'll try kissing her and see if she wakes up.
Aelita: I'm alive, I'm alive. Please don't let him kiss me. Just the thought of that is scary enough to wake the dead. Literally.
#2
Odd: Awright, time to try out my homemade Mace Windu lightsaber. Here we g-...
They held the funeral three days later. It was a lovely service.
#3
Ulrich:... now jump over that. And then get that power-up. Oh no, it's the boss. Remember, you have to shoot him when he drops his shields and-...
Jeremie (thinx): What is he talking about?! I'm just sending email.
by Lani » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:56 pm
#1 -
Aelita: Whee! *clings to wall*
Odd: ...Maybe I shouldn't have let her borrow <i>Wind Waker</i>...
Yumi: ...Or maybe I shouldn't have introduced her to <i>Naruto</i>...
Ulrich: ...Or maybe I shouldn't have let her watch all those spy movies...
Jeremie: ...Or maybe you all should just stay away from her all together.
#2 -
Odd: Shield! *shield activates* Wow cool! Thanks Jeremie for making my shield purple too!
Jeremie: Well, you asked for it...
Ulrich: Odd, everything of yours is purple. Why not having a different color for once? Like... brown, or green, or black, or something?
Odd: ...But then it'd clash with my outfit D:
#3 -
Jeremie: Here, let me show you guys... *click* Oh great...
Yumi: Oh wow...
Ulrich: Oh my god, how is that possible?
Yumi: That's... amazing.
Jeremie: Um?
Ulrich: I didn't even know that was physically possible.
Yumi: Seriously. It should be illegal.
Ulrich: *fans self* I think I'm getting a little warm...
Jeremie: Uhm... Guys? It's just a 404 page...
xDD Yay! Lame! 8D
Aelita: Whee! *clings to wall*
Odd: ...Maybe I shouldn't have let her borrow <i>Wind Waker</i>...
Yumi: ...Or maybe I shouldn't have introduced her to <i>Naruto</i>...
Ulrich: ...Or maybe I shouldn't have let her watch all those spy movies...
Jeremie: ...Or maybe you all should just stay away from her all together.
#2 -
Odd: Shield! *shield activates* Wow cool! Thanks Jeremie for making my shield purple too!
Jeremie: Well, you asked for it...
Ulrich: Odd, everything of yours is purple. Why not having a different color for once? Like... brown, or green, or black, or something?
Odd: ...But then it'd clash with my outfit D:
#3 -
Jeremie: Here, let me show you guys... *click* Oh great...
Yumi: Oh wow...
Ulrich: Oh my god, how is that possible?
Yumi: That's... amazing.
Jeremie: Um?
Ulrich: I didn't even know that was physically possible.
Yumi: Seriously. It should be illegal.
Ulrich: *fans self* I think I'm getting a little warm...
Jeremie: Uhm... Guys? It's just a 404 page...
xDD Yay! Lame! 8D
we will advance with sword in hand
for our cause is pure
for our cause is pure
by Jeremified » Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:49 pm
Lani wrote:#2 -
Odd: Shield! *shield activates* Wow cool! Thanks Jeremie for making my shield purple too!
Jeremie: Well, you asked for it...
Ulrich: Odd, everything of yours is purple. Why not having a different color for once? Like... brown, or green, or black, or something?
Odd: ...But then it'd clash with my outfit D:
I wrote:#2
Odd: Hey, I just noticed... this shield's color goes with my outfit!
HEY! Did you steal my line?!?
thank you all for the good memories
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