Things They Would Never Say/Do

[Darkborn offline]

The teacher: Now class what does that look like?

Odd: JO MAMMA!

Actually i think Odd would do that lol

[Exploder offline]

I just had to do this...

Odd: *listening to headphones* Numa numa yei, numa numa numa yei...

Jeremy: *glasses break* STOP IT!!! The sheer frequency of your vocal transmissions is interfering with the structural integrity of my glasses! AHHHH!!!

Yumi: OH MY GOD STOP!!! *screams*

Ulrich: *smacks forehead* I just HAD to tell him about that song...

Aelita: AWESOME!! I love that song! *sings with him*

rest of group: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs away to grab guns*

*returns* Now, for the finale!



Jeremy: Wait, I just killed Odd and... AELITA!!!! *turns head up to sky* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Skysong offline]

Directly after that...

Jeremie: ...Waitaminute... Why do I care about Odd?

Ulrich: That... is a very good question.

[TB3]

JEREMIE: Aelita's...dead.

They'd never get away with saying that. Oh, wait...

[Exploder offline]

lmao, he just did in the new episodes tonight.

[Darkborn offline]

Yea that's what the "oh wait.." is. Tb3 just realized it.

[TB3]

Yeah, it was an intentional gaffe.

[MY85 offline]

(Is Christophe M'Bala a black kid in CL?)

[Christophe M'Bala walks inside a bus]
Bus driver: In the back!!
Christophe M'Bala: Huh?
Bus driver: In the back!!
Christophe M'Bala: What?
Bus driver: I said in the back!!
Christophe M'Bala: Hey, just because I'm black doesn't mean that...
Bus driver: [points at Christophe's cigarrete] Smokers in the back!!

[SamBlob offline]

Jeremy: God made man... (racks the slides of his Colt M1911A1 pistols) ...Sam Colt made man equal!

Odd: Umm... John Browning designed the .45 Army pistol; Sam Colt was dead by then...

Jeremy (aims one pistol at Odd, then holsters both pistols): Whatever.

[Taelia offline]

Odd: Venus Power! Make-up!

(he transforms into a Sailor Scout)

Odd: Knight of Love and Beauty, Odd Della Robbia! In the name of Lyoko, I'll punish you!

(gales of laughter can be heard)

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

These are a bunch of ones I made up and am creating a small comic series with:
*Yes, some include random quips of me and my friends*

*Silence, then odd runs by in Lyoko catsuit*

Odd: Get it away from me!
*Little girl comes in*
kIE: Come back oddmon!
*Ulrich runs past*
Ulrich: It's the little kids!
Aly: My Ulrichmon!
*William comes in and laughs*
William: HA! At least I don't have a pesky triner!
Furby: oh WIILLLIAMMMMONNN!
William: HOLY SHEEP! *runs away*

*Ten minutes later*
Kie: That's the last time we let our Digimon loose!
Furby: I guess.
Aly: Yep. HEY LOOK! A hermit crab!
*All three chase crab*
*Odd, Ulrich, and William hanging in tree.
Odd: This is the last time Jeremie screws up the coordinates for the return trip!


Kelly: I can't wait! I met this guy online and he's at this school and we're going out!
Daisy: No way! Tonight?
Kelly: YEP! *Squeals and jumps around*
*Knock on door*
Kelly: That's him!*Opens door, and stares*
Odd: Ready for our date?
*Hysterical laughter*
Odd: What are you two laughing about?

*In his room*
Ulrich: Back aso soon?
Odd: Shut up.
Ulrich: I told you slicking your hair back and ditching the platforms was not the way to go. You're a freakin' midget!

Cleo: So then what happened?
Odd: Well, Yumi ended up....
Guy Hey you! Creepy lookin' girl!
Cleo: What do you want?
Guy: No, the one next to you! *Cleo points to Odd* Yeah that one wanna UInsert series of BLO words*
Odd: CLEO! SHUT THE COW UP!
Cleo: *Laughing* I can't!

Yumi: *Wearing hat* I hate that Angel
Ulrich: *Also hat-bearing* Mee too.
Odd: *And him too!* Not as much as me.
Mrs. Hertz: Children! Remove your hats in class!
*All take off hats In permanent marker, Yumi has 'This space for rent' on her forehead, Ulrich has 'advertise here' and odd has 'Your company name here!'*
Odd: When I said we needed money, and asked Angel for suggestions, I didn't have this in mind.

Well there ya go, barely funny randomess, most of the time poking fun at Odd.

[SamBlob offline]

Jeremy fronting and playing guitar for the Pop-Rock Progressives:

Jeremy: "I got a bad, bad feelin' my baby don't live here no more! That's all right, I still got my guitar; look out, now!" (plays the guitar solo)

Sissi: "Who knew Jeremy was into Hendrix?"

Odd: "Who's Hendrix?"

[Agent_Marquez offline]

Jeremy fronting and playing guitar for the Pop-Rock Progressives:

Jeremy: "I got a bad, bad feelin' my baby don't live here no more! That's all right, I still got my guitar; look out, now!" (plays the guitar solo)

Sissi: "Who knew Jeremy was into Hendrix?"

Odd: "Who's Hendrix?"

That's feasible.

Bob Marley beats up Odd in Kadic with a golf stick.

Marley holds Odd by his t-shirt. "Who's the best reggae singer ever?"

"Shaggy?" Odd timidly asked. Marley smacked him and asked him the same question again.

Odd answered wrong again. "UB40?". Marley stomped his testicles.

"Tell me who's the best reggae singer ever?" Marley furiously asked.

Odd stands up, raising a fist in the air, yelling proudly. "Sean Paul!"

"Sean Paul? Oh, hell no!" Marley kills Odd by ripping his head off.

[SamBlob offline]

Jeremy fronting and playing guitar for the Pop-Rock Progressives:

Jeremy: "I got a bad, bad feelin' my baby don't live here no more! That's all right, I still got my guitar; look out, now!" (plays the guitar solo)

Sissi: "Who knew Jeremy was into Hendrix?"

Odd: "Who's Hendrix?"

That's feasible.

Bob Marley beats up Odd in Kadic with a golf stick.

Marley holds Odd by his t-shirt. "Who's the best reggae singer ever?"

"Shaggy?" Odd timidly asked. Marley smacked him and asked him the same question again.

Odd answered wrong again. "UB40?". Marley stomped his testicles.

"Tell me who's the best reggae singer ever?" Marley furiously asked.

Odd stands up, raising a fist in the air, yelling proudly. "Sean Paul!"

"Sean Paul? Oh, hell no!" Marley kills Odd by ripping his head off.

Odd: "Dennis Brown!"

Bob: "Yu know, yu might be right..."

[Skysong offline]

*Odd shows up at Kadic the next day wearing a skirt and dreads*

Ulrich: Marley beat you up again, didn't he?

Odd: *soprano* Yes.

[Jeremified offline]

Jeremie: Ha ha! Good joke, Odd!

[Yumi Lover offline]

Jeremie: My name is Jeremie Belpois. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Ulrich: Yumi...I hate you!

What you put sounds familiar. Where have I heard it?.............

[The BB of C offline]

It's from a movie where this guy was looking for a man with six fingers on his right hand. I don't remember the name. But when he found him, the repeated his name and the phrase: "My name is: *insert that guy's name here*. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Then he killed him.

[TB3]

(Star Wars Imperial March plays as Aelita is approached by the Scyphazoa at the end of The Key)

XANA (Darth Vader voice, speaking through the Scyph): Jeremie never told you what happened to your father?
AELITA: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
XANA: No Aelita...I AM YOUR FATHER!

(pause...Xana wonders why Aelita hasn't screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yet)

Aelita: Daddy?
XANA: Uh, yes?
Aelita (tackle-glomping the Scyph): DADDY!
XANA: O.O;

[YDV offline]

xDDD;; omg! That was awesome!

Uh.... ooh, I know! x33

~In the Cafeteria~

Odd: *comes running up* Guys!! Guys!! Omg, guess what!!!
Jeremie: Uh... what? You've finally hit puberty?
Odd: No-- I mean YES! But that's not it!
Aelita: Your art teacher let you teach the class?
Odd: No! SISSI AND WILLIAM ARE GOING OUT!!!!!
*Yumi and Ulrich simultaneously drop their forks and start choking*
Jeremie: Are you okay?
Yumi: *swallows* WHAT?! Are you serious, Odd?!
Odd: Yes! He asked her out today! The whole school knows about it.
Ulrich: .....*grits teeth*
Odd: She accepted right away! She flew right into his arms!
Yumi: ......*grits teeth*
Odd: And you know what else?
*Everyone leans forward expectantly.*
Odd: I heard they already had sex!!
Yumi and Ulrich: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *run out of the cafeteria*
Jeremie: ............
Aelita: ...............
Odd: ..............Why am I still a virgin?
Jeremie and Aelita: *sweatdrop*

[DeadViolet offline]

Jeremie: My name is Jeremie Belpois. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

What you put sounds familiar. Where have I heard it?.............

THE PRINCESS BRIDE!!! thats where its from.

[Skysong offline]

OMFG! You mean there are actually people out there who've never heard of the Princess Bride? *faints*

...sorry...

Ulrich: Jeremie, the mantas are showing up...

Jeremie: Inconceivable! They're not showing up on my screen!

Ulrich: *RLF* Yeah, well, they're showing up here!

Aelita: And the channel's not opening!

Jeremie: Inconceivable!

Ulrich: You keep saying that. Do you know what it means?