The Pointless Story Thread.

[Carth]

Got little stories you think are interesting, yet short? Post em here.

Today, coming home from school, I saw this car come out of a driveway, belch out tons of white smoke, and take off, leaving a patch of black on the street. My sister, who's four, then said, "I think somebody has a flat tire!"

[Darkborn offline]

Today in Woodshop, I am in a group with 4 other people, making a mouse trap car. Bill is the president, Ronny is V.P. I'm Accountant and Chris(Abeep) is Secretary. Abeep is out today so I have no one to smack around. Ronny and Chris do absolutly nothing. Me and Bill do all the work. So, Today whenever Ronny is messing around with someone else or not doing anything, I smack him in the back of the head with a piece of paper. It was so fun.

[Carth]

A month or two ago, a kid in my class stuck the pointy thing on a compass-protractor clean through his finger. In class. (There was no blood, and the kid was okay, it narrowly missed bone and nerves. Still pretty creepy.) From then on, nobody has let that kid near sharp objects.

[Darkborn offline]

Once when I was 5, I had this toy that would shoot a baseball into the air when you step on a button. There was this removable cone section that held the ball in the bottom. I took the cone off and put in on my head and pushed down. It went down and got stuck. It looked like a pet with a broken neck or something. I couldn't get it off. My parents pulled to hard and it finally got off lol.

[Jeremified offline]

One time, I woke up, and I was awake!!

Well, it is the Pointless Story Thread...

[KayLenny#7 offline]

Like one time this guy in my cousin's class wouldn't shut up no matter how many times the teacher said his name. So the teacher nailed the kid in the head with a stapler and sent him flying.

[Stonecreek]

Oh! On a related note, my 9th grade Geography teacher had a surgery where he couldn't lift anythign heavy. But one class, this complete jerk in the front row kept talking and trying to pick a fight with the kid sitting next to him. So, the teacher walked over, picked up the kid and the desk, and dumped them over. He then picked the kid up and hauled him to the principal's office down the hall. That was the coolest thing I saw in high school.

[LadyChaos offline]

My Shakespeare teacher had punched the floor (don't why he decided on the floor and not a wall but okay. Anyway, his hand had swelled up quite a bit by Monday (he had done it sometime over the weekend). But he said he wouldn't go to the doctor. All of us told him he should, but he said he wouldn't.
The next day we had a substitute teacher. And she told us "Mr. F. couldn't be at school today as he is having surgery done on his hand." We all cracked up about that.

[Darkborn offline]

Well, there is this annoying girl in my Period 1 Gym class. The first day I had class there (Since I transfered classess) She started calling me Hanz. I kept on telling her that, that wasn't my name. Yet she still proceeds. So I start calling her Aelita lol.

[Carth]

Some dumb kid wrote a certain F word over a toilet in the boy's bathroom. And they spelled it wrong.

[Lani offline]

So one pretty Saturday morning after orchestra rehearsal was over, I asked my friend to drive me home. I did this 'cause I was pretty much sick and tired of waiting for my dad to be finished with whatever he had to do (cause he helped the orchestra out a lot). Rehearsal would end at 12 and we wouldn't get home until about 1... thing is we live 5 minutes away from the rehearsal hall. Anyway, as we get in the car, she goes "You wanna go to 7-11?" and I'm like OKAY! So she tells me to navigate her to the nearest 7-11 to my house... but I was too busy talking with her and just as we passed the intersection I go "...that was it." And so she's all like, "Whatever, let's just go to [city where she lives]!" and I'm lke "OKAY!" Mind you, her town is a good 30-45 minutes away, depending on the traffic, from where I live.

Yeah so we're driving and stuff and we pick up a slurpee and stuff and we start heading back to my house. We're on the freeway when all of a sudden we here this noise, somewhere between a roar and a screech. She panics and she's like "Holy ****!!" We pull off to the side of the road, and the back right tire was COMPLETELY ripped apart. o____o Luckily though she had a spare and she changed it (although it took her awhile) and we didn't get home until MUCH later xD; Oh well. It was fun anyway! 8D

Yay! My pointless story of the day, expect more to come... >_>;;

[KayLenny#7 offline]

Okayz. So It was like luch, and I was just writing in my diary because no one was with me. The overhead projecter thing was on and there was two numbers, 42 and 68 (I think, I can't remember). And the basketball game was on the radio or something.

So all of a sudden, this nerd sits in front of me and says "You must be bored." I say "yeah". And then he's like "Hey look at the score!" Then he points at the screen. "We're winning!"

I say "Score? I thought those were the high and low temperatures... "

Major head to table.

[Carth]

Chehehe...

When Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back came out, my mom and my uncle went to see it. When they were leaving, there were these guys that nearly crashed into them while trying to steal their parking spot. Or something. Anyway, as my mom and uncle were driving away, and those people got out of their car, my uncle leaned out the window and screamed, "DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER!" (Remember, when that movie came out, that was a BIG deal-nobody expected it AT ALL.)

[LadyChaos offline]

When the very first Star Wars movie came out, my dad was serving in the Navy. The U.S.S. Enterprise, which he was serving on, was in San Francisco for one day. So he and some of his friends from the ship decided to go see the movie. The waited through 3 showings of the movie to see the 4th showing. I cannot imagine how long that line must have been or what they talked about to make that time pass...

[KayLenny#7 offline]

On the night of the 4th of July, Emilee and I (we're cousins if you didn't know) were sitting in her mom's van. We saw a car full of college students pull up on the other side of the street from us. The peeps got out of the car and just stood there talking. So Emilee started to make monkey sounds out of the crack in the window. I said "Stop, they'll see us!" She said, "No they wont, the window's tinted!" So she kept making the noises. Soon this guy looked at the van like "WTF?" Then the guy walked towards the van. I yelled "Hit the deck!" But by the time we tried to hide under the seats, the guy threw the front door open and yelled "What the **** are you doing!?!"! We screamed really loud; we thought this guy was gonna kill us!

But then we found out that he was a friend of Emilee's older cousin, Anna.

Gosh we were losers! XP

[Skipperdee offline]

so the Ides of march were pretty recently and some friends had recently read Julius Caesar by Shakespeare, you know? So we thought it would be funny to make t shirts that said "beware the Ides of March" and we wore them around on March 15, only nobody got it. It was kinda sad. They were cool t shirts.

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

One time when I was really little my dad riped his pants on the way to church so he had to drop me off at mass (my gram was the church already) then drive to my grams house and sew his pants. I still have yet to figure out how he sewed his pants if he didn't know how to work a sewing machine...

[SamBlob offline]

One time when I was really little my dad riped his pants on the way to church so he had to drop me off at mass (my gram was the church already) then drive to my grams house and sew his pants. I still have yet to figure out how he sewed his pants if he didn't know how to work a sewing machine...

Manually, with needle and thread, perhaps?

[Carth]

There was a boy in my class that teased this girl. I told the girl that he was just flirting. Thought it was pretty clever.

Turns out that boy was the girl's cousin.

I was embarassed as heck, but the girl was completely okay about it, not many people knew, so...yeah.

[DeadViolet offline]

Yesterday, Chad had slammed the door really hard, and the door messed up, so me, Mrs.Guy, and my Friends were trapped in civics class. Patrick tried to fix it with this "griffindor" powers, but didnt work. So, in the end, we had to open up the vent and climb through it all day! It was FUN!!!

[Jeremified offline]

Yesterday, Chad had slammed the door really hard, and the door messed up, so me, Mrs.Guy, and my Friends were trapped in civics class. Patrick tried to fix it with this "griffindor" powers, but didnt work. So in the end, we had to open up the vent and climb through it all day! It was FUN!!!

You know someone named Chad too? Cool!
Anyways, sorry for bumping such an old thread, but I have TWO hilarious stories involving some Chad person.

Story 1: I was in Latin class- we were correcting our homework. Our teacher asked what type of verb "Cave" (pronounced Cah-way) was, and she called on me. I answered "Imperative" and was correct. Alex asked what an imperative was, and the teacher told him (again) that it was a command verb. She began to give examples of imperatives. "Stop. Think."
Chad: "TYLENOL!!"
(If you don't get it, it's from a commercial that says "Stop. Think. Tylenol."

Story 2: Me, Chad, and two girls were talking on the primary school playground. Chad was in the middle of a sentence when he looked over at the swing set and saw one untaken swing. Suddenly he just shouts out "FREE SWING!!!" in the middle of his sentence and runs over. Me and the two girls started cracking up over it.

[lyokodragoness offline]

Want to hear a horror story-esque story? Of course you do.

Once I was playing with my two younger cousins on Easter. I was in my Grandma's trailer. So I was playing the mommy in the game and went into Grandma's room, shut the door, and laid down. Then they called me into the kitchen, and I got up and tried to open the door.

But my heart skipped a beat as I couldn't open the door.

It's okay, I can get out of this, It's just probably stuck or summat, my "lol-no-prob" attitude told me. I tried checking the door for any kind of blockage, but nothing. I feircely tried to unblock the door, heart pounding.

Then I almost had a heart attack as the glass handle of the door fell limply to the ground and rolled into a corner.

I screamed through the door at them to get my aunt. I was sweating uncontrolably and heart felt like it was going to rip out of my chest. Aunt came and together we tried to open the door. No luck. My "lol-no-prob" attitude went into overdrive and screamed, "YOU HAVE TO GET THE **** OUT OF HERE!" I looked around. One window, too small. Then I saw it- the emergency exit in the ceiling. "I'm going through the Emergency Exit!" I shouted through the door. The ceiling wasn't too far from the top of the bed. I cranked open the red handle thing it had. It opened. I got on top of the trailer, and slid down, landing on all fours somewhat painfully. I was free.

And ever since that day, I've been scared to go into her trailer room. I'm just glad they sold the trailer and got a new one.

[DarkestSoul X21 offline]

ok, i said something bad to my girlfriend and she dumped me for her cousin
THE END

[Jeremified offline]

My "lol-no-prob" attitude went into overdrive and screamed, "YOU HAVE TO GET THE **** OUT OF HERE!"

Wow, people scared of trailers... now I've seen everything!

[DarkestSoul X21 offline]

ok, i got another one,

My brother comes to me naked and says "I hope the ladies would like this!" that just scared the s*it out of me, and he is 11!