Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[Pentomo offline]

1. I am superman!
2. What are you look'n at?
3. Amen.

[Jeremified offline]

Pic #1:
Ulrich: Okay, why did the chicken cross the road?
Jim: Um...
Ulrich: To get to the other side.
Jim: *bursts out laughing*
Odd: It wasn't that funny, was it? Okay, lemme try... a panda walks into a bar and orders some bamb-
Jim: *cracks up and falls on floor laughing*
Ulrich and Odd:

Pic #2:
Ulrich: Yumi, I'm telling you for the last time, I never put Peruvian peppers in the beans! Honest!
Yumi: I'm not falling for that. Last year, I ended up in a hospital- and I only ate ONE BITE!
Ulrich: Look, that was last April Fools Day. This year I held off from that.
Yumi: Fine, I believe you...
Later on, while sitting down:
Yumi: *mouth starts spewing flames, then faints on the ground with smoke still coming out of her mouth*
Odd: APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

Ulrich had hired Odd to put Peruvian peppers (which are the hottest peppers in the world) in the beans. Ulrich didn't do it himself, though!

Pic #3:
Odd: Well, now we all know what it looks like when a Scyphozoa dies...
Ulrich: I hope Aelita didn't get hurt!
Yumi: Woah... I thought it would be more like a small explosion, like most monsters...
Ulrich: That's a lot of... um... blue-white gooey stuff!
Odd: Hey, look! There's Aelita!
Aelita: *puts head above surface of goo* Hey, this stuff kinda tastes like caramel! And it has a hint of peppermint...
Yumi, Odd, and Ulrich:

[Stonecreek]

#1

Ulrich: We were...studying! Yeah!
Jim: Oh yeah, what? Anatomy? *busts up laughing*
Odd: Honest Jim!
Jim: *trying to calm down* If I had a dollar for every student that's told me that...*continues laughing, then suddenly stops*
Ulrich: Eww...the smell...
Odd: *yelling* Hey everyone! Jim laughed so hard he crapped himself!

#2

Yumi: Why're you staring at me?
Ulrich Why are you staring at me?
Yumi: I asked first!
Urlcih *meekly* The food on the plate looks like eyes, and well, I'd rather have yo stare at me than them?
Yumi: That's the most awkward complioment I ever heard. Still, it's a start. Wanna go get a room?
Ulrich: *shrugs* Sure.

And the food eyes saw it all.

#3

Aeilta: (offscreen): MARCO!
Yumi, Ulrich, and Odd; POLO!
(Aelita moves toward the sound of their voices, and falls off a ledge)
Odd: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...

[enemyxwithin offline]

Pic #1

Jim: Hey, boys, I have a favor to ask you.
Ulrich: Uh, yes Jim?? What is it?
Jim: Do you mind checking if I have any boogers?? *tilt's head back* I'm meeting up with Yolanda in 10 minutes.
Odd: *grabs Ulrich's arm and starts running* RUN ULRICH, RUN!!!!!

Pic #2

Ulrich: Did you hear that the cafeteria lady contaminated that pink food?? *points to pink food on Yumi's plate*
Yumi: No way!!
Ulrich: Ya way!!
Yumi: Oh really?!
Ulrich: Ok, stop that!!
Yumi: Pfft, geez...

Pic #3

Yumi: Oh my gosh!!!
Ulrich: It's horrible!!!
Odd: Shield your eyes!!
Jeremie: You guys!!! Aelita is running away from a creeper, help her!! Why aren't you moving?!!!
Ulrich: If you were watching this Jeremie, you wouldn't be moving either.
Jeremie: Why what's wrong?!
Yumi: HER UNDERWEAR IS SHOWING!!!!
Odd: It's pink underwear too!!!
Yumi, Ulrich, and Jeremie: Odd, you perv!!!

[Jeremified offline]

*Bumps popular yet dead topic*

Odd: Shield your eyes!!

Fortunately, that's one of Odd's powers!

[Waves_blade offline]

#1
Jim(playing as the emporer): Yes my young aprentice you have done well.
Ulrich(playing as Skywalker): Thx.
Odd(playing as Kenobi): De da da de de de cant touch this.

#2
Yumi(thinking): he better not say it.
Ulrich: YUMI HAS HAD HER PERIOD!!!
Yumi(thinking): he said it.....

[Reesane offline]

1. Jim never realised that he had super glue on his finger....

2. "...Right, but let's give it to Odd first...."

3. XANA: What do you think?
*Everyone stares at picts. of Jim's care bear colection.*
*XANA puts sign on floor that says "$5.*

[McTrooper offline]

#747

Jeremie: At last with Xana gone I can turn to my own evil plans. Turning Kadic into a giant piece of cheese and selling it to Wisconsin.


#86

Odd: Did you hear the joke about the garbage man.

Yumi: Oh not that trashy joke again.



This creative thread-bump brought to you by the number A and the name McTrooper

[Pentomo offline]

McTrooper, that doesn't seem like you. Number A? It's number W!

[Jeremified offline]

Where are you, magnus? We need you! To give us the scores!

[magnus4001 offline]

Where are you, magnus? We need you! To give us the scores!

Deadline doesn't hit for another 22 hours. You'll just have to hold on a bit longer.

[Jeremified offline]

Oh... Thought it was weekly, therefore ending on Sunday...

[magnus4001 offline]

Oh... Thought it was weekly, therefore ending on Sunday...

Well, the deadlines are usually set for a week after the beginning of the round, so you're kind of right in your thinking. But this round started last Tuesday, so...

[TL.]

Contest end at 11:20pm (GMT) so.....

Pic 1

Jim: Yes Boys! With the One Ring, I will rule all of middle Kadic!


Pic 2.

Both were after the last serving of Beetroot. It would turn into a vast battle of Martial Arts and the ultimate wire-fighting trick.


Pic 3.

While the gang was distracted a horrific scene in front of them, one noticed the shadow of the deadly Ninja behind them… ...the bodies were never found…

[magnus4001 offline]

Contest end at 11:20pm (GMT) so.....

Where'd that time come from?

[magnus4001 offline]

And that does it for this round. Interestingly, two of the three people who suggested I run things this week didn't enter anything. Weird...

But great job all of you who DID write stuff. Expect the results soon.

And when I say “soonâ€

[magnus4001 offline]

...But things are different this time! A freak accident during a return to the past has messed up the normal flow of time. So now you get another round run by me! Lucky you! You can all thank Rodri for this.

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#3



All images courtesy of Code Lyoko – Le Site.

Deadline: April 18th

P.S. Sorry about the triple-post. Kind of unavoidable, though.

[Jeremified offline]

Yay! More pics!
K...

Pic #1:
Sissi: ODD, YOU COME BACK HERE WITH MY MULTIPURPOSE FACE CREAM!!!
Odd: *running and off-screen* Catch me if you can!!!
Jeremie: Odd, for once, I'm on Sissi's side! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HER WITHOUT FACE CREAM!? *shivers*

Pic #2:
Odd: WHEE!!!
Aelita: Virtualizing a trampoline was a great idea!
Odd: *Looking to the side* Uh-oh, some megatanks.
*Both Aelita and Odd begin to fall back down*
Aelita: It's charging up!
Odd: No, no, NOT THE TRAMPOLINE!!!
*Megatank devirtualizes trampoline*
Aelita: Nice going, Odd...

Pic #3:
Odd: Oh, come on, Ulrich, it's not that bad!
Yumi: Yeah, just think about it... it's not going to be terrible, is it?
Ulrich: You guys, it's not funny. Knock-knock jokes- THOSE are funny! But gluing someone's eyelids shut with superglue... Sheesh!

[Taelia offline]

1. SISSI: Jeremie, why are we going to the Factory?

JEREMIE: Jimbo's waiting for us there. We're going to be virtualized in Sector 5!

2. AELITA: I TOLD YOU SKYDIVING WAS A REALLY BAD IDEA, ODD!

3. ULRICH: Guys, come on. I SWEAR, I did NOT have sex with Yumi last night.

[Exploder offline]

1:
Sissi: I WANT TO COME!
Jeremie: I already told you, it is a highly complex and variable process. It is extremely dangerous, and you may not return. Thus, one of solid mind and mental health would conclude that-
Sissi: OK, I don't wanna come! It's too complicated! MY BRAIN!!!!! *runs off and dies*

2:
Aelita: Odd, why the heck did you just push me off the cliff?
Odd: Because I love you.
Aelita:
Odd: I really do!
Jeremie: Alright, no more life points for Odd! *deletes Odd*
Aelita: Jeremie, you suck! You're a stupid nerd.
Jeremie: *deletes Aelita* Wait... OH S***!!!!!!!

3:
Ulrich: It's...not...FUNNY!!!!
Odd: HE'S CHOKING ON A........A....A COCKTAIL WEENIE!!!
Yumi:
Ulrich: I'm serious! It hurts! I can't...BREATHE!!! *dies from asphyxiation*

[Mewberries151]

*woots* Wow! First in points for last round? Awesome!!! I'm actually really surprised you liked my captions so much...I liked alot of other members better. ^^; Thanks Magnus4001! ^_^

Okay...my captions for this round:

Caption 1:

Sissi (thinking to herself): There's no way I'm going to lose to you in a race, Jeremie.

Jeremie (thinking to himself): Odd will never let me live it down if Sissi beats me in a race.

*Ulrich, Odd, and Yumi stand off-screen, looking...confused*

Odd: Okay, I knew they both weren't great at running but this is silly. It's been 10 minutes already and they're only halfway down a 200 yard track!

Caption 2:

Odd: I'm KING OF THE WORLD!!!

Aelita (thinking): And I'm going to hurl...

(That's about as sick as I can get...sorry... ^^ )

Caption 3:

Ulrich: *ACHOO*

Yumi: *Achoo*

Odd: Gesundheit. What's up with you too anyway?

Ulrich: Me and Yumi are allergic to watermarks.

Odd:

^^;

[Jeremified offline]

Odd: Okay, I knew they both weren't great at running but this is silly. It's been 10 minutes already and they're only halfway down a 200 yard track!

LOL! They're both pretty pathetic, I'll admit...

[magnus4001 offline]

*woots* Wow! First in points for last round? Awesome!!! I'm actually really surprised you liked my captions so much...I liked alot of other members better. ^^; Thanks Magnus4001!

You're welcome.

[Stonecreek]

#1

Sissi: Where're you running off to, huh?
Jeremie: *sarcastically* Oh, nowhere. Just to rescue a tied-up Ulrich from a tentacle beast...
Sissi: WHAT? I can't let that happen! I'm the only one that's gonna rape Ulrich! *dashes ahead of Jeremie*
Jeremie: Whew. Glad that worked. *doubles back to the manhole cover in the park*
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Ulrich: (being *ahem* courted by the Scyphozoa) Um...HELP!

#2

Aelita: No fair, Odd! You have that blue 3 to keep you hanging there. *tries to grab on to Odd's tail to stop falling, but misses*
Odd: If only I were as well-endowed in the back as the front, she might've had a chance...*sighs*

#3

Ulrich: So, if I scrunch my face up like this, it works?
Yumi: *laughing* Yeah. You totally could pass for Brock from Pokemon. Just don't ask me to be Misty...maybe Sissi'd be interested in that.
Odd: And I wouldn't be caught dead as Ash...people think I'm weird enough anyway.
Ulrich: Kiwi couid be Pikachu...
Odd: Only if he got Jeremified.
Jeremie: *sits down to join them* That can be arranged. *everyone's silent* What?

[McTrooper offline]

#3

Ulrich: Okay, so today in Gym class Jim is going to talked about the different kinds of balls.

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Yeah . . a little off color for me, but it just seemed to fit the picture.