A Word to the Wise...

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

Ok. I thought of this game. Just put down stuff that people shouldn't do or should that's from experience or you thought of it. For example:

1. Never stick your hand in an alligator's mouth
2. Don't brush your teeth then drink lemonade. Tastes awful...
3. Don't double post on LF forums
4. When reading the Grimms' Fairy tales, just remember almost every moral is that there's someone stupider than you
5. Try to get the best education possible
6. When aruging with your parents there's no point they almost always win
7. Never eat the Harry Potter jellybeans Grass, Dirt, and Earthworm at the same time.
8. Never eat the Harry Potter jellybeans period unless you want to get sick.
9. Not all blondes are dumb
10. Xana's a pain in the butt.

[Metrion offline]

11. Don't lick batteries.
12. Don't put paperclips in electrical sockets while your mom is vacuuming.
13. You are always right and everybody else is wrong.
14. Don't shake the baby.
15. "Parental advisory - Explicit Lyrics" = "You should probably not let your parents hear this."

[Darkborn offline]

16. Don't fall on a chair deading your nerves to you left eye, that can never heal and blind you for life.(Poor me!)
17. Never stick you hands in burning oatmeal
18. Matter of Fact: Always ADD WATER to oatmeal, before placing it in the microwave.

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

19. Never run in front of a car
20. Always look both ways before crossing the street.
21. Never ride your bike as fast as you can around a corner where you don't see that's coming.
22. Nothing is free.
23. The best price isn't free. The best price is where they pay you to take something.
24. If Sissi was a real character, she probably would live long if I saw her.

[Lani offline]

Oh god... my school's motto is "A word to the wise is sufficient" and when I saw this topic I was like o__O;

Anyway...

25. When you've run out of milk, NEVER let your father decide that waffles made with water instead is a good idea.
26. Don't leave your mom's birthday present until a year later... o__o;
27. Don't let your nut friend go through your old books, because she's a nut.

[Metrion offline]

28. In the supermarket, don't go up and slap the lady-who's-leaning-over-in-the-produce-isle's rear because she looks like someone you know. She probably isn't.
29. School is overrated.
30. No one loves a rebel.
31. Dr. Thunder and Dr. Pepper are the exact same thing, just drink it!

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

32. Never buy a Christmas present in July, you won't find it by Christmas time
33. If someone calls you "Baka" then they're calling you stupid in Japanese.

[Metrion offline]

34. If someone calls you 'baka' and isn't Japanese and doesn't speak the language fluently, you need to destroy them.

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

:o I'm not Japanese and don't know it fluently. Destroy me? lol I'm taking Japanese next year though.

35. Never try to be a lightning rod
36. Math is a pain in the butt and you'll never remember it anyway in 20 years.

[Zaeryth offline]

37. NEVER feed your little brothers sugar for a snack while your parents are gone.
38. Walking around in 5-inch heels for 2 hours is NOT a good idea, no matter how good the shoes make your feet look.
39. If you happen to find chocolates wedged under your bed that you completely forgot about from Halloween 6 or so years ago, throw them out. Do NOT try to eat them... You'll get one heck of a stomach cramp.
40. Drinking out of the swimming pool during 2-year-olds' swimming lessons isn't such a good idea either...

[enemyxwithin offline]

41. Don't ride your bike at top-speed right next to your friends.
42. Never break your siblings game station of any kind!!!
43. Never tell a child/kid/toddler, "BITE ME!!!" when you are mad.
44. Don't leave toddlers alone in your room with markers and clean sheets.
45. Always keep your cellphone with you!!!!

[Jeremified offline]

45) He who walks in front of car gets tired. He who walks behind car gets exhausted. Oh, I crack me up sometimes.
(By the way, stole that from one of my friends, it's supposed to resemble an "ancient" Chinese proverb. Lol.)

[Skysong offline]

46) Never tell your parents your theories about the Easter Bunny. They will NOT find your cynical humor funny.

47) Never diss LF.

48) If you can't say something nice, at least say something amusing.

49) Never tease the male cheerleaders. They got on the squad because they're agile and thus can kick your butt.

50) NEVER, EVER try to melt a cough drop or a cookie in a microwave. It will get mad and spit lightning (speaking from experience).

[Carth]

51. Be sure you know which parents approve of what.
52. Absolutely nobody in your class likes cartoons anymore. Except you. So shut up.
53. It's impossible to please everyone.
54. On your sister's birthday, don't expect anything for YOU. (BTW-it's my sister's birthday today! Everyone wish her a happy 10th!)

[DeadViolet offline]

55. never eat icebreakers after a full meal. they'll give you a sneezing fit.

[Reesane offline]

56. Egal may sore high, but the squerl dose not get sucked into a jet engen.
57. Do not lose you're electronic dictionarty.
58. Don't feed me choclet. I will become evil and phycotic.

[Tekirai offline]

59) Don't let a certain girl called Tekirai go near any hot brunette guy you know.
60) Make sure your friends don't look through your manga comics and particulary turn the page to a makeout session.
61) Or say you liked the romance in a movie to the same friend.

My friends are still at the 'eww that's gross' stage. Yeah, 7th grade is just peachy...

[Carth]

I know what you mean about the 7th grade and romance. Once my friends were playing this paper game, using 'baseball idioms' without fully knowing what they were, and then this really geeky guy came along and started asking all these questions. It really creeped me out...

62) Evil things must be cute.

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

63. If you hang out with goths, never let them know that you secretly want to be a cheerleader and love pink.
64. Never eat a whole tube/packet of fresh wasabi
65. Never tell me Sissi is real, she might be gone real quick
66. Never tell me people that you still listen to Hillary Duff
67. Never eat yellow or brwon snow
68. Yahoo gives you 1 GB of mail space free
69. Never go skydiving alone for your first time
70. Yumi in Japanese translates to bow, archery

[4lpha0mega offline]

64. never listen to words from people less wise than you

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

72. HTML can be a pain(is a pain for me).

[KayLenny#7 offline]

73. Never leave love notes in a guys locker! T.T
74. If your dad almost died in the Vietnam war, don't tell him that you have a crush on a Vietnamese person. He'll skin you alive.
75. Don't run into things just cuz it's funny; you will recieve mild brain damage.

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

76. Never have a game where people list them by number. It gets screwed up eventually.

[KayLenny#7 offline]

77. Never rely on Numbuh 7 to be smart the first time around...
78. Thomas Jolivet is not to be touched.

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

79. Odd is not gay!
80. Nicholas might be gay...