A Word to the Wise...

[KayLenny#7 offline]

81. Never say that stuff about Nicholas in front of a certain LF member. She'll tear you apart.

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

82. Never say anything about CL that might offend someone
83. When you go sledding at the snow, make sure the hill is completely covered in snow
84. If you think you're fat, you probably are so stop asking people.

[lyokowarriorteen20010 offline]

85. Never flirt with Yumi in front of Ulrich
86.Never say impact in front of Ulrich.

[Metrion offline]

87. The rating on CL is Y-7, so don't mention the show in front of any school friends. They all know.
88. Never talk about Brokeback Mountain in school.
89. Never yell curse words out loud when teachers are around. However, you can get away with it if all the teachers don't hate you already. (*personal experiance*)
90. It's Meh-tree-OWN, not Meh-tree-OHN!
91. I graduated from the University of DUHHHH.
92. It's possible to burn boiling water, or at least catch the burner on fire in the process. (My sister did this.)

[Zaeryth offline]

93. Never tease your little brother while he's in a bad mood and carrying a shovel... I found that out the hard way.

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

94. 2 + 2 = fish
95. Sometimes 2+ 2= chair
96. It's possible to burn corn flakes(never let my grandma cook for you)
97. You're unique, just like everybody else

[lyokowarriorteen20010 offline]

93. Never tease your little brother while he's in a bad mood and carrying a shovel... I found that out the hard way.

all I can say is ouch!

[Jeremified offline]

[quote="X&O]94. 2 + 2 = fish
95. Sometimes 2+ 2= chair[/quote]
98. Chair + Fish = 8! xDDDDD;;

[Skysong offline]

99: Don't throw notes in someone's locker unless you KNOW their locker number.

100: Never make fun of a guy in a kilt. He's obviously braver than you.

[Lani offline]

101. Real men wear pink.
102. Real men wear purple.
103. If a man wears neither pink or purple, they are not manly.

[lyokowarriorteen20010 offline]

101. Real men wear pink.
102. Real men wear purple.
103. If a man wears neither pink or purple, they are not manly.

Hey I resent that.
104. Real men wear blue.

[Jeremified offline]

105) Real men wear a dark color, like blue or purple. NOT pink.
106) Real women wear pink or purple, but NOT blue.
107) Real animals don't wear anything! xD

[Carth]

108) Real Irkens don't have blue eyes.
109) Real Supercomputers take over the world and have cookies afterwards.
110) Real Carth_upon_a_stars change the subject aburptly.
111) Never go bowling when nobody but old ladies are at the alley. Chances are, you came in the middle of a tournament.

[KayLenny#7 offline]

112. Never introduce your older brother to a girl his age because he'll frown and slap you in the face.

[Tekirai offline]

113) If you see a button that says 'DON'T PRESS', press it.
114) If you get killed in the process, blame the cow-lawnmoer and not me.
115) Real men wear CLOTHES.
116) Never trust a piece of advice with the word never in it three times. NEVER.
343) If you can't count, do not play this game.

(the next piece will NOT be 344. ><)

[Zaeryth offline]

118. If you change the channel on your older siblings, you might get tackled and the remote wrestled out of your hand.
119. If you feed a goldfish too much food, it will probably grow 3x its size and die the next day.

[Kim offline]

120) A wise man once said, "I don't know, ask a girl"

[Metrion offline]

121. There are five major food groups: Soda, candy, chips, pocky, and ramen.
122. Warping the lyrics in popular pop songs is unbelievebly fun.
123. ABC! EASY AS ONE TWO THREE!
124. Not all blondes are dumb.
125. If you're working at a Wendy's and a customer begins to demand sauted onions, you have the right to launch yourself over the counter and verbally berate them. (I love my sister. She's done this.)

[Chosen_one offline]

126. Never move to a country whose culture is different than yours.
127. If you're not European or American (like the continent), try not to move to America unless you're very desparate.
128. Try not to move into any country unless you're desparate, especially not one that speaks a different language (believe me, it'll ruin your life).
129. Never say "Confucius says" in front of a Chinese person.
130. Never use religious symbols that are swatzikas in public; about 1 in every 100 000 people know that swatzikas can stand for something besides nazism.

[Metrion offline]

130. Never use religious symbols that are swatzikas in public; about 1 in every 100 000 people know that swatzikas can stand for something besides nazism.

Wasn't there some big problem between Israel and Nintendo when the symbol for 'energy,' a five pointed star (or 'swastika'), was released on their cards?

[DarkestSoul X21 offline]

131: never say "lets play a game." to Micheal Jackson

[lyokowarriorteen20010 offline]

131: never say "lets play a game." to Micheal Jackson

You are dementing my mind you left a very evil image in my head!

[KayLenny#7 offline]

132. Never sit behind a guy in Sex Ed class; it's the equivilant of signing a death warrant.
133. What doesn't kill you rarely makes you stronger.

[knifey offline]

134. Real Humans do not value the opinions of those who believe colors signify who or what you really are.
135. Do not try to argue with an idiot or someone significantly less intelligent than you, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
136. Do not post on a thread unless you are serving the purpose of the thread or you are a mod/admin warning someone, its spam.

[Chosen_one offline]

130. Never use religious symbols that are swatzikas in public; about 1 in every 100 000 people know that swatzikas can stand for something besides nazism.

Wasn't there some big problem between Israel and Nintendo when the symbol for 'energy,' a five pointed star (or 'swastika'), was released on their cards?

There was a sauvatzika, or meiji in Japanese, on one of the Pokémon cards. A sauvatzika is an inverted swatzika, facing the left rather than the right. While the swatzika symbolizes power and dominance, the meiji symbolizes good luck.

137. Never speak your inner thoughts in public; trust me, it will haunt you someday.