Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[MY85 offline]

Okay... if no one minds, let's say magnus4001 does at least 2 consecutive rounds since he has the top score and only comes to this thread.

[TB3]

Okay... if no one minds, let's say magnus4001 does at least 2 consecutive rounds since he has the top score and only comes to this thread.

I concur...

[Lani offline]

Okay... if no one minds, let's say magnus4001 does at least 2 consecutive rounds since he has the top score and only comes to this thread.

I concur...

Agreeded...ed...

[magnus4001 offline]

Oh lord. You guys really want me to do that? And I just retired from judging at TV.com, too.

So why not?

Just give me a few hours to get things going.

[magnus4001 offline]

Because YOU demanded it! It's the first of two back-to-back rounds hosted by yours truly! So buckle up, hold onto your hat and zip your fly, because the captioning fun starts right now!

#1



#2



#3




All images courtesy of DanMat6288's Sphosting Site and Codelyoko.fr respectively.

Deadline: Tuesday, April 11th, 8:00 PM EDT

P.S. Sorry about the double post.

Edit: Added the time of the deadline.

Edit #2: Fixed mistake in notation for deadline time. Stupid daylight savings time...

[Jazzy Josh offline]

Hah!!! first post of round!!!

#1
Jim (possessed for good (takse place after last episode))): Your feeble mindsjust cannot understand how glad I'm out here in the real world

Odd: *notices Jim's panst unzipped* CoCkTaIl WeEnIe!!!!! *bites off.....well...you know* -

Jim: GGGGRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHG!!!!!!!! *yells infinetly*

Ulrich:

#2
Yumi: Odd did what?????

*Ulrich tells about above caption*

Yumi: well, at least XANA's gone for good

#3
*XANA is making out with Aelita*

Aelita: Ohh...Jerem..OOH...Help!

Yumi, Ulrich, and Odd:

*Jeremie virtualizes into Lyoko and gets to sector 5*

Jeremie: Get BACK!!!

*Jeremie fights off XANA and makes out with Aelita*

Yumi, Ulrich, and Odd:

Odd: So that's what it's like...

[Mewberries151]

1st place for Caption 2!? Sweet! And third for Sickest on Caption 1...I think that's a first for me. That was a great round, Lani! ^_^

Caption 1:

Jim: You see Ulrich. This is how it's done. This is the Church. This is the steeple...

Odd: Jim...you're doing it wrong too...

(Ooo...a sequel! ^^; )

Caption 2:

Yumi: You take it.

Ulrich: No, you take it.

Yumi: I insist, you take it.

Ulrich: Ladies first. It's yours.

Yumi: I dare you to take it!

Ulrich: I double dare you to take it!

Yumi: I triple dog dare you to take it!

Ulrich: Rats...cursre you, Ishiyama and your superior dare calling. You know I hate brussel sprouts. ^_-

Caption 3:

Ulrich: ...dude...

Odd: I think I'm going to be sick...

Yumi: Jeremie's going to kill me when I tell him Aelita took me literally when I said "Go jump off a cliff"...



*eyes her captions* Meh...these are really not that great. ^^;

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

#1
Ulrich: Okay, Jim your turn
Jim: I spy with my little eyes, somthing purple

#2
Yumi (thinking): God his hair-do is so BAD!
Ulrich (thinking): God her forehead is so HUGE!

#3
Odd (thinking): Oh god, how did Will convince me into smoking that joint with him this morning... Soo tired...

[Odd675 offline]

19B: Odd675 (5p) [TIE] Close again? :3!
Anotheer CAPTIOON? Let's Make The Caption!

Pic #1

Jim: Oh, you dare to fight me, little kids.. really!
Odd: I didn't talk about that, you're crazy, really Ulrich?
Ulrich: Yes, you're right Odd..he's just obesioned about "his secret"
Odd: Oh, you mean...."These Program"?
Jim: Hrrm! Hear me you little idiots..! I Will Punish you with my finisher "Jim Slam" MWHAHAHA (XD)

(PD: "These Program" it was mean about WWE's program Smackdown! )

Pic #2

Ulrich: What? i have something on my face? What are you looking?
Yumi: Shut Up at the moment..i'm looking a thing...*embarrases*
Ulrich: Why are you embarrasing right now? i think you're looking at my face right..isn't it?
Yumi: SHUT UP NOW! *Yumi looking Jeremie's Ass..or just looking about the tickets on the pocket of Jeremie?*
Ulrich: Ok, Yumi, leave me..
Yumi: (Thinking) Tickets..Tickets..i really can talk with Jeremie to invite me one ticket to the concert of Rhapsody!

Pic #3

Yumi: Oh i forgot one!
Ulrich: Me too!
Odd: Not again..Jeremie, could you reminder us?
Jeremie (OS, on real life): What?
Odd: Reminder us..in the next episode or whatever..Reminder: "Never forget our exam today and we're forgot to study today again in this night.."

(in the Pic #3.. it's true, because today i just forgot to go school to take my 2 exam of Math and Bio x_X and i've over slept!)

[McTrooper offline]

#1

Jim: What's beneath this bandage? I'll tell you 'what's beneath this bandage'; the power to rule the world * evil laughter * hahah.

#2

Yumi and Ulrich: * thinking * those last two plates of pickled beats are mine!

#3

Xana: Behold my latest plan for world domination.

Yumi: Xana can talk?

Ulrich: Look it's a free arcade with only one game Frogger!

Odd: I could play that forever. Xana really is evil!

Ulrich: Agreed. He must be stopped, but maybe after I get to level 10.

[Waves_blade offline]

Tch school cpu will only let me see pic 3 o well.

#3
Odd: Kiwi.....
Ulrich: Yuck X.A.N.A. did a number on him.
Yumi: ... He's on the celing too......

[MY85 offline]

Pic 1:

Jim: What were you doing outside the pool?
Odd: Nothing, I swear.
Jim: You better be telling the truth.
Ulrich: Okay... William and I were trying wrestling moves.
Odd: As Ulrich said. I was narrating the match. And I yelled Atangana!
Jim: Hahahaha... [rolls over floor]
Odd: That wasn't really funny.
Ulrich: Maybe it's XANA with his bad sense of humour.

Pic 2:

Announcer: Here we are, live and direct on ESPN. Tonight's the semifinals of the Long Distance Vomit contest. The first match is decided between Yumi Ishiyama and Ulrich Stern. Take your meals, chew down hard and throw it up as far as you can!! 3...2...1... go!!

Pic 3:

Yumi: How did we got a toilet at Sector 5?
Franz Hopper: Can't forget my physiological functions.

[YDV offline]

Piccy #1:

~Ulrich and Odd are en route to their dorm, when they encounter Jim in the hallway~

Jim: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! *laughs like Aku*

Ulrich: Uh... Jim? What's your problem?

Jim: Nothing, really. I just like laughing maniacally. *walks away, whistling*

They shrug, and then go into the room.

Odd: ...Hey! Where's my-- I mean, um. My.... toothpaste?

Ulrich: *frowns* In your drawer, like always. What are you talking about?

Odd: Oh, uh... nothing. *walks towards his desk, Ulrich follows*

Ulrich: No, really! I want to know what you're talking about! Did Jim take soemthing of yours?

Odd: NO! Now stop asking about it.

Ulrich by this point tackles Odd, dragging him to the ground.

Ulrich: TELL ME NOW!!!

Odd: NEVER! I most certainly did NOT have two-months worth of me recording you in the shower hiding under my bed!

Ulrich: ..........He took that? o_____o Man, I gotta go tell Mr. Delmas.

Odd: ....Huh?

Ulrich: What? It's not right for teachers to take students' possessions!

Odd: But.. but... aren't you going to flip out at me for taping you naked?

Ulrich: Oh. I knew about that a long time ago. *walks out*

Odd: ........

Piccy 2:

Yumi: *telepathically* ....Listen. We tell no one that today's lunch is really Herb and Nicholas's dead brain matter brought back from the RTTP.

Ulrich: Right. But.... what do we do about lunch?

Yumi: ......I'm not eating that.

Ulrich: Well, I'm not eating it either.

Yumi: Hmm. This is perplexing.

Ulrich: Perhaps we should go out to eat?

Yumi: ARE YOU ASKING ME ON A DATE?! *looks around nervously*

Ulrich: ...No! Well, yes. Sort of! Why?

Yumi: We're not scheduled to admit our undying passion for each other until Season Eight! Just think of what the guys at Moonscoop would do to us!

Ulrich: o______o You're right. So uh.. this never happened?

Yumi: Right. *they move on*

Piccy 3:

~XANA reveals his new monster for the first time~

Yumi: OMG IT'S SO AMAZING!!!!

Ulrich: I know. I didn't know that was... possible.

Odd: Aww, man. Now I'm not the longest one in Lyoko anymore.

[Taelia offline]

1. Jim: That is the most funniest joke I've ever heard in my life Odd! Try another one!

2.Yumi: Finally! Ulrich is having lunch with me at the hotel!

3. Yumi: Oh God no! World War 3 has begun!

[Pentomo offline]

1. I am superman!
2. What are you look'n at?
3. Amen.

[Jeremified offline]

Pic #1:
Ulrich: Okay, why did the chicken cross the road?
Jim: Um...
Ulrich: To get to the other side.
Jim: *bursts out laughing*
Odd: It wasn't that funny, was it? Okay, lemme try... a panda walks into a bar and orders some bamb-
Jim: *cracks up and falls on floor laughing*
Ulrich and Odd:

Pic #2:
Ulrich: Yumi, I'm telling you for the last time, I never put Peruvian peppers in the beans! Honest!
Yumi: I'm not falling for that. Last year, I ended up in a hospital- and I only ate ONE BITE!
Ulrich: Look, that was last April Fools Day. This year I held off from that.
Yumi: Fine, I believe you...
Later on, while sitting down:
Yumi: *mouth starts spewing flames, then faints on the ground with smoke still coming out of her mouth*
Odd: APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

Ulrich had hired Odd to put Peruvian peppers (which are the hottest peppers in the world) in the beans. Ulrich didn't do it himself, though!

Pic #3:
Odd: Well, now we all know what it looks like when a Scyphozoa dies...
Ulrich: I hope Aelita didn't get hurt!
Yumi: Woah... I thought it would be more like a small explosion, like most monsters...
Ulrich: That's a lot of... um... blue-white gooey stuff!
Odd: Hey, look! There's Aelita!
Aelita: *puts head above surface of goo* Hey, this stuff kinda tastes like caramel! And it has a hint of peppermint...
Yumi, Odd, and Ulrich:

[Stonecreek]

#1

Ulrich: We were...studying! Yeah!
Jim: Oh yeah, what? Anatomy? *busts up laughing*
Odd: Honest Jim!
Jim: *trying to calm down* If I had a dollar for every student that's told me that...*continues laughing, then suddenly stops*
Ulrich: Eww...the smell...
Odd: *yelling* Hey everyone! Jim laughed so hard he crapped himself!

#2

Yumi: Why're you staring at me?
Ulrich Why are you staring at me?
Yumi: I asked first!
Urlcih *meekly* The food on the plate looks like eyes, and well, I'd rather have yo stare at me than them?
Yumi: That's the most awkward complioment I ever heard. Still, it's a start. Wanna go get a room?
Ulrich: *shrugs* Sure.

And the food eyes saw it all.

#3

Aeilta: (offscreen): MARCO!
Yumi, Ulrich, and Odd; POLO!
(Aelita moves toward the sound of their voices, and falls off a ledge)
Odd: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...

[enemyxwithin offline]

Pic #1

Jim: Hey, boys, I have a favor to ask you.
Ulrich: Uh, yes Jim?? What is it?
Jim: Do you mind checking if I have any boogers?? *tilt's head back* I'm meeting up with Yolanda in 10 minutes.
Odd: *grabs Ulrich's arm and starts running* RUN ULRICH, RUN!!!!!

Pic #2

Ulrich: Did you hear that the cafeteria lady contaminated that pink food?? *points to pink food on Yumi's plate*
Yumi: No way!!
Ulrich: Ya way!!
Yumi: Oh really?!
Ulrich: Ok, stop that!!
Yumi: Pfft, geez...

Pic #3

Yumi: Oh my gosh!!!
Ulrich: It's horrible!!!
Odd: Shield your eyes!!
Jeremie: You guys!!! Aelita is running away from a creeper, help her!! Why aren't you moving?!!!
Ulrich: If you were watching this Jeremie, you wouldn't be moving either.
Jeremie: Why what's wrong?!
Yumi: HER UNDERWEAR IS SHOWING!!!!
Odd: It's pink underwear too!!!
Yumi, Ulrich, and Jeremie: Odd, you perv!!!

[Jeremified offline]

*Bumps popular yet dead topic*

Odd: Shield your eyes!!

Fortunately, that's one of Odd's powers!

[Waves_blade offline]

#1
Jim(playing as the emporer): Yes my young aprentice you have done well.
Ulrich(playing as Skywalker): Thx.
Odd(playing as Kenobi): De da da de de de cant touch this.

#2
Yumi(thinking): he better not say it.
Ulrich: YUMI HAS HAD HER PERIOD!!!
Yumi(thinking): he said it.....

[Reesane offline]

1. Jim never realised that he had super glue on his finger....

2. "...Right, but let's give it to Odd first...."

3. XANA: What do you think?
*Everyone stares at picts. of Jim's care bear colection.*
*XANA puts sign on floor that says "$5.*

[McTrooper offline]

#747

Jeremie: At last with Xana gone I can turn to my own evil plans. Turning Kadic into a giant piece of cheese and selling it to Wisconsin.


#86

Odd: Did you hear the joke about the garbage man.

Yumi: Oh not that trashy joke again.



This creative thread-bump brought to you by the number A and the name McTrooper

[Pentomo offline]

McTrooper, that doesn't seem like you. Number A? It's number W!

[Jeremified offline]

Where are you, magnus? We need you! To give us the scores!

[magnus4001 offline]

Where are you, magnus? We need you! To give us the scores!

Deadline doesn't hit for another 22 hours. You'll just have to hold on a bit longer.